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Ice Pirates, The (1984)

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One 1/2 out of Five


Rating: PG
Length: 91 minutes


Widescreen 1.85:1 Color


ENGLISH: Dolby Digital Mono
FRENCH: Dolby Digital Mono


English, French, Spanish



Water is the most valuable substance in the Universe and Ice Pirates make a living by attacking ships hauling this precious cargo. There is also a Princess and some political intrigue but don't mistake this for "Star Wars".


Mary Crosby is hot!


Pretty much everything else about this movie.


  • Theatrical Trailer


There are two groups of people that will enjoy this film; really drunk adults or their sober children. If you do not fall into one of these categories, watch something else. It's not funny when it's obviously trying to be and it could never be mistaken as being serious. This isn't a difficult movie to watch, just not a very enjoyable one.



Gary Brockette - Percy the Robot
Alan Caillou - Count Paisley
[The Devil's Brigade]
John Carradine - Supreme Commander
[The Grapes of Wrath, The Howling, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Shootist, The Ten Commandments]
Natalie Core - Nanny
Mary Crosby - Princess Karina
[The Legend of Zorro]
Anjelica Huston - Maida
[Blood Work, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Mists of Avalon, The Royal Tenenbaums]
Marcia Lewis - Frog Lady
John Matuszak - Killjoy
Ron Perlman - Zeno
[Alien Resurrection, Blade II, Enemy at the Gates, Hellboy, Hellboy II, In the Name of the King, The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Name of the Rose, Sleepwalkers, Titan A.E.]
Daryl Keith Roach - Fitzcairn/Prisoner
Michael D. Roberts - Roscoe
[Rain Man]
Robert Symonds - Lanky Nibs
[The Exorcist]
Robert Urich - Jason
[Turk 182!]
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon
Jeremy West - Zorn


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